Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Review: "Claudia's Friend: The Baby-Sitters Club #63"


Claudia's Freind Friend: The Baby-Sitters Club #63 by Ann M Martin
3 out of 5 stars

This was an after-school special book on how kids with dyslexia are not dumb and it's okay to use the resource room at school if you need it. Honestly, this book wasn't terrible (unlike Kristy & The Secret of Susan, which is mentioned in this one). We start out with Claudia in English class and she's zoning out of course. Her teacher keeps her after class and tells her that if she doesn't pass the next test (not just pass, but ace it), she'll fail the grading period. She suggests Claudia use the resource room (because it worked before) and Claud freaks and says "No!" but that she will study more for sure. I don't remember Claudia ever having to use the resource room in any of the other books.

That afternoon, at the BSC meeting, Mrs Rodowsky calls and wants one of the girls to tutor Shea, who was just diagnosed with dyslexia (okay really, why do they have to make that word so hard to spell?? It's just mean!) and she thinks having someone closer to his age might help. Mary Anne gets the job. Claudia announces her personal dilemma and Stacey offers to tutor her. Claudia thinks this is a great idea (spoiler: it's not) and when she asks her parents that night after dinner, they agree to give it a shot. Stacey comes over the next afternoon and immediately turns into Ms Strict McGill, Tutor Extraordinaire. They study in the kitchen, she covers all the clocks and any other distractions, and makes Claud write out flash cards for her spelling & vocabulary words. Later, she gives Claudia a journal and tells her to write in it each day and Stacey will correct her spelling and grammar. Blegh. I don't blame Claudia for being annoyed and starting a secret journal to kvetch about Stacey. (It was soooo hard to write this below with the spelling mistakes lol.)

"Anastasia Mcgill is a pill. I am glad shes helping me studey. I know I need all the help I can get, espesially sinse I don't want to fail english. But I don't like being bossed around like I am some two year child. But the morre Stacey treats me like child, the moore I want to act like a child. That's not as bad as how Stacey is acting, tho. She should see herself. Hah."

And underneath that I drew a caricature of Stacey as a pointed-nosed schoolteacher holding a ruler.

I'm sure you can guess that Stacey ends up with the wrong journal at some point. But first they have an argument about how Stacey is just trying to help, etc...and the BFF's don't speak for a couple of days. Stacey asks for her journal to mark and Claudia tells her it's in the drawer, forgetting she put both there until several days later when she goes to write in the secret journal. Towards the end of the book, they meet up and both apologize at the same time because they were both wrong blah blah and we finally get a What Claudia & Stacey Are Wearing!

I changed into something more suitable -- a giant blue-and-white striped shirt and socks with blue spots, over blue bike shorts that matched the stripes and spots. I pulled on red high tops, and hung a dangly red earring made of a string of hearts in one ear and another earring that was a dangly row of silver arrows. [I want these earrings!] I pulled my hair back with a red ribbon, and headed for Stacey's.

She'd changed, too, into black jeans and black Doc Marten's, and a big golden yellow shirt with round black buttons. She looked super. But stern.
Done in URStyle

In baby-sitting news, Shea's tutoring isn't going well, he thinks he's dumb when he's really not, and just getting frustrated. Claudia actually has some sessions with him and they end up helping each other out. Claudia didn't know how to spell "peach" or know the "i before e" rule. In the 8th grade. She probably should be using the resource room regularly. Stacey baby-sits Emily Michelle & David Michael, who wants to play haunted house and accidentally scares himself in the basement when the power goes out. Nannie has a hot date and wears this sassy number: a pink silk dress with a wide twisted silver and pink sash, sparkly silvery earrings, and these really cool flat pale silver slippers.

Finally, the girls have been getting secret notes for awhile at Claudia's house, during club hours, that say things like "You are very nice" and "You are the best". There's a dance coming up (yes, another one) and each girl seems to think the note is meant for them, from the boy of their choice. Kristy even dresses up, in a denim skirt and tights, to go see Bart and try to figure out if it's from him. (It's not) They get one last note asking them all to meet at the Rosebud Cafe for a special surprise. The note smells like perfume which leads them to believe it's actually a prank from their nemeses Cokie & Grace. So they decide to dress up in their worst clothes, because?? That will show them?? I don't really know the reasoning behind this. See below for fashion victims. Turns out it wasn't Cokie & Grace, but the Rodowsky kids plus Arnold twins and Braddock kids, wanting to thank the BSCers for being so awesome. 
Done in URStyle

Wrapping up this unnecessarily long review: Claudia passes her English test, gets a 97 on the spelling part; the Spring Dance is at the Community Center so has all ages there; Shea & Claudia dance together; the end.

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Review: "Kristy & The Worst Kid Ever: The Baby-Sitters Club #62"

This book, ugh. Did not like. I'll blame that on why it took me a year and a half to review it, not just my pure laziness. Of course, now I basically have to reread it to write this review so good job, past Jenn!

Okay, let's get on with it! This might be a short one. Kristy is at home on a lovely Saturday, watching the Thomas-Brewer clan when the Papadakis kids come over and announce that they (their parents, that is) are going to be a foster family. A foster family is a family a kid can stay with when his own parents can't take care of him. After he stays with his foster family for awhile, he can go back to his own family, or to relatives, or even to a brand new family. Nice, neat definition. Karen, Nancy, and Hannie (the Three Musketeers) want a girl of course, and start building a playhouse in the backyard to hopefully entice the foster kid with. Spoiler: it doesn't work.

On to a BSC meeting and What Claudia is Wearing! And eating! Claudia Kishi was under her bed. Only her purple-and-white-striped stocking feet showed--sort of like when the house fell on the witch after the tornado in The Wizard of Oz. ... A moment later she backed out from under the bed holding a bag of yogurt raisins. From various hiding places around her room she'd also produced a bag of sourdough pretzels, a half-bag of Mallomars, and a box of Frosted Flakes. ... Today she was wearing purple-and-white-striped tights, Doc Martins (except she'd taken them off to sit on the bed), a short black ruffly skirt that looked like it was part of a women's Olympic figure-skater's costume, a purple cropped sweater with silver button covers on the back buttons, and a scrunchy black velvet hat decorated with purple and red velvet flowers.

Bonus: What Stacey is Wearing! Today she had pulled her blonde permed hair back into a complicated braid threaded with a green ribbon. The ribbon matched her shoes. She was wearing silver capri pants, an oversized shirt with a green belt, a green checked short skirt, and gold leaf-shaped earrings.

(done in URSTYLE)

These outfits are the best things about this book, I'm just letting you know right now! (And I obviously had issues with Stacey's.) The Papadakis' get their foster kid and she makes a big first impression by walking on the car and swinging into the open door to get her bags out. Lou (NOT Louisa) is a tomboy, whose dad died recently and she doesn't have a mom. Her brother was put in another foster family and Lou isn't happy about any of it. She shows it by showing out: pink is dumb, rules are dumb, playhouses are dumb, families are dumb, etc... But honestly, I don't blame her. The BSCers do though. For some reason, they're really hard on Lou and not forgiving at all. They yell at her a LOT, grab her when she very obviously does not like to be touched, and are just generally not nice to her. This is the main point that I don't like in this book. It's not like the BSC to just give up on a kid. All kids are redeemable. Klutzy Jackie Rodowsky, the Barrett kids and their scattered mom, even that girl that broke Claudia's leg! But Lou? The kid with no family? "...she is the absolute worst kid I have ever met."

So yeah, Lou goes to live with her aunt & uncle in the end, with her brother, and the BSC are glad to be rid of her. (They did try a little harder in the last chapter or two but it didn't really make it better for me.) There was also an auction at the middle school and the girls compete against Cokie Mason and her friends to get the best item. Mary Anne gets a genuine Cam Geary jacket donated OMGGGG! And that's it, thank goodness.

Monday, March 9, 2020

Review: "Sweet Valley High #10: Wrong Kind of Girl"

CW: suicide attempt


Sweet Valley High #10: Wrong Kind of Girl by Francine Pascal
1 out of 5 stars

Before Reading: Annie Whitman is the "bad girl" in school, isn't she? Her haircut says "can I speak to your manager, please?" though.

The Main Plot in 50 Words or Less: Annie tries out for the cheer squad. Jessica doesn't want her on the team because she thinks she's "easy". Jess basically gaslights Annie into attempting suicide. Dark book.

The Second Plot in 20ish Words or Less: Elizabeth and Annie become friends.

Opening Lines: As she looked over the list of girls who had signed up to try out for the cheerleading squad, Jessica Wakefield purred like a satisfied cat.

Closing Lines: Both girls were filled with anticipation as they pulled into the driveway, jumped out of the car, and raced toward the house.

Best WTF Lines: [see above opening line]
Annie was one of the most beautiful girls in town, but she had a very bad reputation. She seemed to fall deeply in love with one guy after another, but each deep love never lasted more than a night or two.

Annie: Johnny is my mother's "very special friend". We're just one big happy family.

Johnny to Elizabeth: "Just call me Johnny, sugar. All the cute little girls call me Johnny."

Happenings in SV: Cheerleading tryouts. Jessica is a real b----- towards Annie, because she thinks she's "easy". Annie doesn't know about her reputation at school, she just wants some friends and the only ones she can manage to get are guys. Elizabeth starts tutoring her and Jessica is pissed. Liz is torn about it and almost alienates Todd & Enid in the process. Jess convinces all the other cheerleaders not to vote for Easy Annie. The "nice guy" Ricky falls for Annie and she for him but her reputation gets in the way.

And then, Annie tries to kill herself. She takes some pills. Ricky finds her in time and gets her to the hospital. Jessica & Elizabeth rush to the hospital. Jess blames herself, which she should, but turns it into a pity party for her instead of Annie. Annie isn't doing so well and the doctor says she has no will to live. Jess runs to him and tells him everything. The doctor says if Annie were on the cheerleading squad, maybe she'd want to live. WTFFFF??? Jess gives her the spot, Annie wakes up and is suddenly happy again, and all is well.

Fashion Icons: [Jessica] was wearing a black-and-red striped top and her shortest skirt. 

Annie Whitman was walking through the door-instantly catching everybody's attention in a slinky outfit with a skirt that had a slit almost to the top of her thigh.

Twin Hijinks: Jessica had tried over and over again to interest Elizabeth in the cheerleading squad. "The two of us together would be sensational!" she'd told Elizabeth at least a hundred and thirty-seven times.

Other Thoughts: I hated this book. Hated it. More than All Night Long and Power Play put together. Annie just wants someone to love her, for herself, for once. Her mom has a string of "boyfriends" herself and drinks a lot, sounds like the current one is after Annie too, her dad beat her mom when she was younger and threw Annie down the stairs. It's no wonder she's so messed up.

Jessica's behave would have her in jail if she did it now. And she'd deserve it. Outright bullying 100%. Elizabeth wasn't much better. She knew how much Annie wanted it and wanted to change and she also knew what kind of sick, scheming b---- Jessica is. But she did nothing. She should feel just as horrible about the whole situation.

The Next Book*: Both twins get more than they bargained for in Sweet Valley High #11, TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

*(not necessarily what I'll be reading)

Friday, March 6, 2020

5 5-Star Books I've Read in the Last Year

The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern
A story about stories. Adventure, fairy-tales, contemporary romance, pirates, secret book groups, timeless love, twists and turns, endless libraries, Harry Potter and Where the Wild Things Are references. This book has it all. The Night Circus was my favorite book in 2013 and I've been waiting breathlessly for her to release another book. I was absolutely not disappointed, but I know some people were. This is a love/hate book. You will have strong feelings for it. Luckily for me, they were strong feelings of "omg I adored this book, it sucked me in and didn't let go!"
Not all stories speak to all listeners, but all listeners can find a story that does, somewhere, sometime. In one form or another.


The Girl Who Drank the Moon by Kelly Barnhill
"Every year, the people of the Protectorate leave a baby as an offering to the witch who lives in the forest. They hope this sacrifice will keep her from terrorizing their town." But it turns out that Xan, the witch, isn't terrorizing their town, in fact she thinks the town people are a little crazy, leaving innocent babies in the woods each year. So she feeds them on moonlight and takes them to the next village over, where the people are more than happy to raise the star children. Xan just wants to live peacefully in her swamp with her swamp monster friend and tiny dragon who doesn't know he's tiny. Then she accidentally feeds a baby too much moonlight and things change forever. This middle-grade book broke my heart for awhile but then put it back together.
How many feelings can one heart hold?... Infinite, Luna thought. 
The way the universe is infinite. It is light and dark and endless motion; 
it is space and time, and space within space, and time within time. 
And she knew: there is no limit to what the heart can carry.


Pumpkinheads by Rainbow Rowell
This graphic novel will have you yearning, yearning I say!, for crisp fall weather, caramel apples, and all things pumpkin (even if you can't stand pumpkin any other time of the year). Think if this was made into a cartoon special! It would become an instant classic, like It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Deja & Josiah are seasonal bffs who work each fall at the local pumpkin patch. It's their last year & they want to have the best night possible. And they totally do. I want to reread this now but I will restrain myself. Maybe.
Like every autumn smell all at once.


We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson
A dark twisty tale that will leave you breathless at the end. Two sisters and their uncle live together in a large old house after the rest of the family dies under suspicious circumstances. They do not like to go into town or interact with anyone outside their little circle. Until they are forced to and bad things happen. I was completely bewitched by this classic from the very first page. When I finished, I hungered for more and more.
On the moon we have everything. 
Lettuce, and pumpkin pie and Amanita phalloides. 
We have cat-furred plants and horses dancing with their wings. 
All the locks are solid and tight, and there are no ghosts.


The Remarkable Journey of Coyote Sunrise by Dan Gemeinhart
For 5 years, Coyote and her dad, Rodeo, have been travelling the country in their renovated school bus. They are running from sadness but eventually it will catch up to them. I love roadtrip stories and this one was full of adventure, quirky friends they meet along the way, crazy animals, laughter, songs, tears, and everything you need! When I finished this book, I wondered if I could have a favorite author after only one book. I haven't read any of his others yet, so I'm not sure, but if they're like this one then he will definitely be in the running!
I just wanted everyone to be happy...
It's hard, though, when everyone carries around a heart 
inside them that is so loud and so strong and so easily broken.

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Musings of a book blogger....

Does book blogging still exist? Does this blog have any readers still? Can I post more than 5 times in one year? Should I still try blogging other books besides Baby-Sitters Club & Sweet Valley High? These are the questions that plague me at night. (Not really, more like at work when I'm bored hah.)

I am still reading of course, you can check me out on Instagram or Goodreads to see that. So what is stopping me from blogging, which I sincerely enjoy? I would say the rise of streaming tv shows and movies plays a large part. Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, Disney+, I've got them all and I still browse aimlessly trying to find something to watch. A longer work commute is another. When I finally get home, I just want to sit and zone out. I barely have enough energy to cook dinner some nights. Weekends are spent catching up on house stuff and spending time with the boyfriend fiance :) <3 or family. And I suppose lack of activity is the final piece. When I haven't blogged in awhile, I forget how. Even now, I am wondering if this is a good post, if it's too wordy, what kind of pictures I should include, should this be another paragraph? It can be hard. Especially knowing you're doing this mostly for yourself.

But should that stop you/me? I don't think so. I'm proud of (most of) my posts. The Baby-Sitters Club reviews especially. I want to finish them, to make the Master List a complete list full of snarky comments, nostalgic sighs, and glorious reincarnations of Claudia's outfits. So how do I do that? Use a planner again? Schedule specific time on the weekends? Stop being so lazy at night, blog while I watch tv, go to bed a smidge later? (Blog on the sly at work?) All of these things probably. And I think that's enough semi-rhetorical questions for one post, don't you agree? (See what I did there? Okay, I'll stop.)

Let's talk books! I want to know what you're reading right now, what your favorite book was last year, what you're most looking forward to this year! I am currently reading Nureyev, a biography about the male Russian ballet dancer. He is fascinating, I highly recommend watching some of his performances on YouTube or reading about him. I have also been reading some Mary Higgins Clark books off & on since she died recently. I devoured her books as a young teenager, they were probably some of the first "adult" books I read. She and Dean Koontz really taught me how to be a first rate serial killer stalker. :D I wasn't sure if they would still be as good and engrossing after all this time, but they really are. I'm also reading a graphic novel by Jason Walz called Last Pick. Aliens take over Earth and abduct anyone over the age of 16 and in good health. Then it's the kids turn to protect the world and get things back to normal.

I will have a post up in a few days of my favorite books in the last year so I won't mention those here. I am very much looking forward to reading the sequels for Melissa Albert's Hazel Wood series and Kiersten White's Slayer one. I have both already so just need to get to it! And of course, I have an overstuffed library cart of to-read books to choose from. :) I keep saying that I will stop buying books and read the ones I have. Alas, the allure of the library book sale is strong.